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EMBALMING
THEATRE (Switzerland) ......Death Metal
Grindcore......
Imagine... ...there to be a little
forest in a parallel universe. Since there are
strings to our reality this forest is not as
common as forests should be. For the ones who
dare dig in the mud may find such objects as
shoes made of human skin, a human skull used for
soccer, girls that have been raped, dead, hacked
up (not necessarily in this order) and sometimes
eaten, bodies that were deposited there instead
cremated to save the money the burning wouldve
cost, cut-off tongues and penises, kids hanged
or buried alive in sand-boxes by their infant
companions, rabid squirrels and so on. This
forest is the breeding ground indicating the
macabre tales that are written down in the book
of the Embalming Theatre. But the roots grab far
deeper down the earth. I found the bodies of
Dave and Marco in the cryptic cellars of the
Dynamo, Zurich, back in 1993. It was Dave who
was set alight with the idea of forming a new
band together with a drummer I knew and me, dead
out cold as I was at the time of having a band
of my own. So we dug up Maggots from the grounds
and fed them to the fish, excuse me, to the
fans. Maggots had definitely more Deathmetal
injections than Embalming Theatre because we
were all listening intently to that kind of
stuff at the time. As the drummer split from us
after the one and only gig Maggots was smashed
and buried in a short ceremony and a small
testimony of some audio tapes: Rehearsals, one
demo and one live-tape. As the remains of
Maggots turned to ashes I joined Daves other
band, Aeternum and took over the stake,
torturing my vocal chords. Some time later and
after some folks given in and taken out again I
skilled in the four-strings too. Time passed,
funghi fruited in rotten bodies and we released
one full length LP/CD and 2 7s with Aeternum.
And then there was the idea of some new way of
behaviour, more wild and insane, short but
deadly attacks, to ground through bones, to saw
through flesh and muscles and sinews, to mash up
brains and guts. That was the day when EMBALMING
THEATRE was torn from the womb to gain the
twilight of those afore-mentioned woods and
infest it. Since then a lot of tunes have been
released, swarming the damp ground like maggots
and infesting the decaying brains of those who
dare to listen. Just to say some famous words
for them who did take the wrong path and are
about to get themselves lost in this forest of
darkest tales about cannibals and murderers and
other perversions: Abandon all hope, ye who
enter here...
"Unamused Rancid Flesh"(CD
2010)
tracklist
1.
The Acid Stalker
02:23
2.
Imminent Need For Human Flesh
01:46
3.
He Cut Off His Own Head
01:31
4.
Vasectomy By Lobsters
01:31
5.
Unamused Rancid Flesh (Part 1 & 2)
03:24
6.
Scream Suffer Die (Driller Killer Cover)
02:59
7.
Sodomy Of The Goat
01:17
8.
Headbowling
02:38
9.
Instru-Mental
02:42
10.
Pornomatic Drive
01:01
11.
Maggot-Infested Childhood
01:34
12.
Zombie Apocalypse (Mortician Cover)
02:42
13.
The Naked Graveyard Dancers
01:33
14.
Tomb Sweet Tomb
01:29
15.
It's Not A Bear Festival
02:49
16.
Outro
02:54
Total
playing time
34:13
Line up
Discography
vocals: RENA ELC
bass: E. MONG
guitar: F. RAWD
guitar: RENE DRAG
drums: NIL MERG
- Even Shakespeare Fed the Worms / Piles Left to Rot Split, 2000
- Cardinal Pad O. Phile / FxExNxGx Split album, 2001
- Catapult For Steaming Cadavers/Ignorance Split, 2001
- Theatre of the macabre Demo, 2002
- I Can Smell That They Are Dead Demo, 2002
- The Island of Dr. Meat / Rags to Riches Split album, 2003
- Web-Cam In My Coffin / Suicidal Bombers Split, 2003
- Daddy Raped My Girlfriends / F. F. Roy Split, 2003
- Embalming Theatre / Sewn Shut Split, 2003
- Sweet Chainsaw Melodies Full-length, 2003
- Embalming Theatre / Jigsore / Dysmorfic / Kadaverficker Split, 2004
- My Flesh Creeps at Insects / Death Metal Karaoke Split, 2004
- Hormones From The Dead EP, 2004
- You Eat What I Have Raped / Sex Drugs Grindcore Split album, 2004
- Split Organ Split, 2005
- Excuisite Cadaveric Hormon Cocktails Best of/Compilation, 2005
- Electric Torture In Her Cunt / Eyes Clotted With Dreams Split album, 2005
- The World Is A Stage...For Murder!!! Full-length, 2005
- Embalming Theatre / Putrescencere Split, 2006
- Jane Saw Me Best of/Compilation, 2006
- Buried / Furtive Dissection Split, 2006
- Wrong Choice / Gay For Christopher Reeve Split, 2006
- D-Composition Split, 2007
- Split-Personality Split, 2008
- The Roomrate Includes A Rotten Roommate / Archagathus Split album, 2009
- Unamused Rancid Flesh Full-length, 2010
Imagine... ...there to be a little
forest in a parallel universe. Since there are
strings to our reality this forest is not as
common as forests should be. For the ones who
dare dig in the mud may find such objects as
shoes made of human skin, a human skull used for
soccer, girls that have been raped, dead, hacked
up (not necessarily in this order) and sometimes
eaten, bodies that were deposited there instead
cremated to save the money the burning wouldve
cost, cut-off tongues and penises, kids hanged
or buried alive in sand-boxes by their infant
companions, rabid squirrels and so on. This
forest is the breeding ground indicating the
macabre tales that are written down in the book
of the Embalming Theatre. But the roots grab far
deeper down the earth. I found the bodies of
Dave and Marco in the cryptic cellars of the
Dynamo, Zurich, back in 1993. It was Dave who
was set alight with the idea of forming a new
band together with a drummer I knew and me, dead
out cold as I was at the time of having a band
of my own. So we dug up Maggots from the grounds
and fed them to the fish, excuse me, to the
fans. Maggots had definitely more Deathmetal
injections than Embalming Theatre because we
were all listening intently to that kind of
stuff at the time. As the drummer split from us
after the one and only gig Maggots was smashed
and buried in a short ceremony and a small
testimony of some audio tapes: Rehearsals, one
demo and one live-tape. As the remains of
Maggots turned to ashes I joined Daves other
band, Aeternum and took over the stake,
torturing my vocal chords. Some time later and
after some folks given in and taken out again I
skilled in the four-strings too. Time passed,
funghi fruited in rotten bodies and we released
one full length LP/CD and 2 7s with Aeternum.
And then there was the idea of some new way of
behaviour, more wild and insane, short but
deadly attacks, to ground through bones, to saw
through flesh and muscles and sinews, to mash up
brains and guts. That was the day when EMBALMING
THEATRE was torn from the womb to gain the
twilight of those afore-mentioned woods and
infest it. Since then a lot of tunes have been
released, swarming the damp ground like maggots
and infesting the decaying brains of those who
dare to listen. Just to say some famous words
for them who did take the wrong path and are
about to get themselves lost in this forest of
darkest tales about cannibals and murderers and
other perversions: Abandon all hope, ye who
enter here...
